Happiness bottom g a y for man that wanna experiment

Hi , I'm literally so out of practice its not even a joke ,but if ur in the mood for a sloppy blow job that you probably won't make u cum , and i will gag its been years so please don't expect to much ,I'm fat very very very fat almost 500lbs so ja super sized!!! I'm trying to get money to get a douche kit so i can start having sex again!!! By bj's are a 100 bucks very cheap , if u do come I'll swallow with abit of pee if u want ,but no anal not yet a kit is about a 1000 so yes after 10 clients but for now no anal